We had dinner and microbrews at the Carver Brewing Co pub in Durango tonight. They have a nice large outdoor patio covered with a huge awning, very pleasant place to grab a bite. Trish mentioned that the table we sat at there was uncomfortably high for her.
This got me thinking, “There’s elevator shoes; why not elevator pants?” They could be a real boon to short people. The pants would have pleats in the sides and rear, inflatable pads under each cheek, and a control mechanism that would allow Shorty to inflate his/her butt bolsters to just the right height and angle. One hopes that they would be sturdy enough to avoid blowouts which, admittedly, would be tremendously entertaining. To everyone but Shorty, that is.
Okay, it’s time to hit the showers.
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