Sunday, August 30, 2015

Wipers?

We camped beside a county Fishing Lake near Pratt, Kansas.  A notice posted near the restrooms listed types of fish in the lake and legal keeper sizes.  4 types of fish were listed, including wipers.  Wipers?  That's a new one!  What the hell's a wiper?

I asked Trish if she'd ever heard of a wiper fish.  Indeed, she had, said it was a large pan fish that thrived on pond scum, 'wiping' the surface of the water clean.

Nowhere but Kansas have I seen Fishing Lake signs.  I guess they're lakes that are regularly stocked with game fish.

Back to the wipers: do you believe what I wrote above?  Hope not because it's pure BS.  Wipers are a hybrid game fish, a cross between white bass and striped bass.  Kansas, Utah, Missouri, Nebraska and maybe a few other states have them.  Here's a picture of one.


Allegedly, wipers are great eating, are aggressive and scrappy, fun to catch.
No, that's not me in the picture; that guy has hair.



Thursday, August 27, 2015

Amana Colonies


"To marry is good, but to remain single is better."
Wow!  What an upbeat message to hear on your wedding day!

The History:  It was started 300 years ago in Germany by a couple of guys dissatisfied with the Lutheran church. They wanted a stricter, more devout religion and started a new form that was similar to Puritanism. They and their followers, termed Pietists and Inspirationists, were persecuted in Germany so they moved to America in 1852 and settled near Buffalo, NY.  The movement grew to 1200 members and they needed more farm land so they moved to Iowa, near Cedar Rapids, in 1855.



No quilt store left behind.

Built in 1857, the above building has 3 floors full of every artsy-craftsy thing imaginable, and, I venture to say, several things unimaginable. Trish browsed, didn't buy anything, but did buy stuff at another area quilt store.  I'm not sure what purpose this building served back in the day, given the size, a school or communal kitchen/dining room perhaps.  There are dozens of similar buildings of similar vintage in the Colonies.

History cont:  Near Cedar Rapids, they eventually acquired 26,000 acres of land and established 7 villages, The Amana Colonies.  They lived a communal life style, made or raised nearly everything they needed, worked at tasks assigned to them by the village council, received credits but no wages.  Their religion was always first and foremost; religious services were held 11 times a week.  The word amana means to 'remain true.'


Although not familiar with this breed of horses, I am familiar with the 
corn seeding machine they're 'pulling.'  My dad had one just like it.
The pix above and the 2 pix below were taken at one of the Amana museum/gift shops.


This 670 pound walnut rocking chair was made by an Amana craftsman.
The huge chair reminded me of Lily Tomlin doing her little girl (Edith Ann) routine.  I strolled around, looked at the pictures and exhibits, and lo and behold, there was a picture of Lily sitting in the chair!




These 20' benches were made in NY, then dismantled and hauled all the way to Iowa.
We sat on one for 20 minutes while watching the history video at the Heritage Museum.
I pity the schoolkids that had to sit on them several hours a day, 6 days a week, year round.

History cont: Hard times and the desire to pursue individual objectives put an end to the communal life style in 1932 but the Church and community spirit lives on.  In 1934, Amana resident George Foerstner built a beverage cooler for a local store, and that started the thriving Amana appliance business.  Heating and cooling devices were big in the early years, especially walk-in coolers used in stores and by the military in WWII.  Amana marketed the first portable microwave in 1965.  The Amana appliance company is now owned by Whirlpool, which has a large appliance factory in the Amana area.



The Amana Radarange was the first microwave oven made for home use. 


Thursday, August 20, 2015

Ice Castle

"There's an odd looking rig," I said to Trish, when it pulled into the Itasca State Park campground.  It had an industrial kind of look, a V-shaped front end, sheet metal panels on the front and sides, and a rectangular indented area above the wheels.

We were sitting in the Cougar at the time, playing cards.  We continued our card game after the above exchange.  Several minutes later we looked over at the rig again: it had shrunk!  It was 2' shorter than when it had arrived!  What the hell?


Ice Castle trailer in travel mode with frame raised up.

We made several guesses about the rig, what it was designed to do.
Trish thought it might be for handicapped people.
I guessed it might be for ice fishing.


Here's one lowered down on the ice.

 From our campsite, we couldn't read the name on the side of the rig. 
Later, after walking the dogs, Trish said the name was Ice Castle.
My wild ass guess was on the money.


Typical Ice Castle floor plan.
The larger circles indicate fishing holes cut through the floor.
The holes have removable covers, of course.

We went online to learn more about Ice Castle RVs.  They're made in MN and there are several different models, saw quite a few parked in RV sales lots when we resumed our travels.  The model names are creative: King's Castle, Lure Inn, Sportsmen's Man Cave, Perch Palace, Walleye Tracker - and our favorite: Crappie Villa.

Sunday, August 16, 2015

Mississippi Headwaters

Lake Itasca is where the Big Muddy starts, and Itasca State Park is where you go to view the starting point.  I was here on a school field trip about 60 years ago but it's new territory for Trish.


The Mississippi starts its 2552 mile run to New Orleans, above and below.
I walked across on the rocks; Trish didn't feel it was worth the risk of falling.



The largest white pine in Minnesota, about 300 years old, is in the Park.  Back in Paul Bunyan's time, the timber business boomed in northern MN.  Most of the logs were floated downriver to the lumber mills via the St Croix River and other waterways.


Oops!
How the devil did they untangle this mess?  Dynamite, I suspect.
The guys in the photo don't appear overly fussed about it but I'm 
guessing they're townspeople who just came for the photo op.


The Douglas Lodge, built in 1905, is on a small hill overlooking Lake Itasca. 
We were gonna have lunch there one day but never got around to it.


A large field of sunflowers about 50 miles south of the Park.
We saw many such fields in SD and MN, never saw any at all when I lived here.

Tuesday, August 11, 2015

Terry Redlin

If you'd asked me about him 3 days ago, I'd have replied, 'Never heard of him.'  I had heard of him, though, had seen several of his works over the years.  My brother, Gerry, has one of his prints.

 Redlin is an accomplished, prolific artist from Watertown, SD - which is where we've been the last 3 days.  Jim and Joan, friends from LHC that have a home on Lake Kampeska near Watertown, took us to the Redlin Art Center where we viewed hundreds of Redlin originals.


The Redlin Art Center, Watertown, SD


Above and below, a random sample of Redlin's work.  He's a master of detail and lighting.






The Redlin Art Center includes a huge gift shop which sells framed and unframed prints of various sizes, plus images of Redlin art reproduced on mugs, coffee tables, plates, vases, rugs, you name it.

Terry now lives in a nursing home near Watertown, a victim of Alzheimer's - which was probably caused by his use of lead-based paint.

Sunday, August 9, 2015

Grade School

After 45 years of driving mountain roads, I discovered something that came as quite a surprise.  Now, I'm wondering: did virtually everybody know this except me?  I bet not.  

This type of sign is often seen on mountain roads, especially on high mountain passes.  The grade percentage varies widely, of course; the vast majority are single-digit in the 5-8 range but I've seen them as high as 21%.

 What is that sign above really telling us?  8% of what?  I'd never really thought about it.  If asked, I would have said it meant an 8 degree angle.  I would have been wrong.  The sign is telling us that for every 100' of horizontal distance, the road loses 8' in vertical distance.  

So, a 100% grade would mean that for every 100' of horizontal distance, there's a loss of 100' of vertical distance.  If you sketched this on graph paper, you'd find that a 100% grade yields a 45 degree angle.

Any questions?  No?  Okay, it's time for recess.  You may go outside and play now.


Thursday, August 6, 2015

Pierre, SD

I'll bet you've never been to Pierre, SD.  We'd never been here, either, but we are now, staying 3 nights at Farm Island Recreation Area, a nice park and campground on the Missouri River.  We stopped here because: a) It's halfway between where we were and where we're going (Gillette/Watertown), b) We needed to get well away from the Sturgis area, which is heavily infested with HOGs,* and c) It's the state capitol and we enjoy visiting capitol buildings.



Pierre has a population of 14K, the smallest state capitol city in the US.  It's on the path less followed, nowhere near a freeway or interstate highway.  I suspect it gets precious few casual visitors like ourselves.


SD state capitol building, vintage 1908.


Looking straight up at the dome from the inside.


Taken from second floor, entrance/lobby below.
Lots of beautiful veined white marble columns.


*HOG = Harley Owners Group.  The annual Sturgis motorcycle rally is in full swing.  It's the 75th anniversary of the rally, which is expected to draw a million plus attendees.

We drove through the area yesterday, thousands of bikers on the freeway even at 8:30 AM, many of whom seemed to have a death wish - passing on the shoulder, zipping right in front of us as we cruised along a 65 MPH.  If they want to kill themselves, it's fine with me.  Natural selection and all that.  I just don't want the idiots to involve me in their demise.  I hate paperwork.

Wednesday, August 5, 2015

Wyoming

It's the least populated state in the USA.  I'd guessed as much.  We drove across the entire state, south to north and are now in Gillette, which is in the southeastern part of the state.  Gotta say this: Wyoming has a whole bunch of nothing much.  Trish calls it a fly-over state.

There are 2 things I really like about WY, though: Devil's Tower and pronghorns.  If we weren't towing the trailer, I'd also like the 80 MPH speed limit on the freeways.  Oh yeah, almost forgot: WY has Yellowstone and Grand Teton National Parks, both awesome



Devil's Tower

One of my favorites scenes in one of my favorite movies, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, is Richard Dreyfuss sculpting Devil's Tower out of mashed potatoes at the dinner table while his family looks on in amazement.  

The Tower is an anomaly with several different theories on how it was formed.  Most likely it was caused by volcanic action: magma pushed up slowly through the earth's crust cooling on all sides as it rose up.  It didn't have enough oomph (I just love using those esoteric scientific terms!) to become a full fledged volcano.  So, in essence it's simply a volcanic zit.


Beautiful, graceful animals are pronghorns.

WY ranks first in coal production by a considerable margin, produces more than 3 times as much as West Virginia, which is ranked number 2.  Therefor, it is logical to assume that WY is also first in the production of coal miners' daughters.

Two other WY first place awards: business and personal income taxes.  Admit it, you were just dying to know that weren't you?  Hey, work with me here.  I'm doing the best I can, given the subject matter.

WY ranks second in average elevation: 6700'.  CO is first, at 6800, which isn't surprising since it has 53 'fourteeners' (WY has nary a one).

Sunday, August 2, 2015

Little Bighorn Battlefield NM


 7th Ranch RV Campground is about 10 miles southwest of the Battlefield.
We're here for 3 nights.


The remains of 220 US soldiers, scouts and civilians who lost their lives in the Battle
are buried near this memorial on Last Stand Hill.

 The officer's bodies were transported to various other private or public graveyards.  George is buried at the West Point Military Academy.


The Indian Memorial, above and below, was recently built and dedicated.
About darn time, say I.



The 249 gray stone markers in the Battlefield are located near where the soldiers, scouts and civilians were killed.  The most concentrated group of markers is on Last Stand Hill, pictured above.  Custer's marker, distinctive for its gray-on-black lettering, is in the middle above, closeup shot below.


In 1999, National Park Service started erecting red granite markers
that indicate where some of the natives lost their lives.

Should-have criticisms come easy to those who weren't there, and hindsight is 20/20.  That said, here are mine: Custer should have believed his scouts about the size of the Indian encampment (estimated at 7000).  He should have posted scouts to watch the Indians and stayed well away from the Indian camp.  He should have sent messengers to alert General Terry and Colonel Gibbon to the north, and to general Crook to the south (Custer's 7th Cavalry was just a small part of the large, 3-pronged military campaign). 

Custer was a shameless glory seeker who wrote his own self-aggrandizing newspaper articles (as did Douglas MacArthur in WWII, another shameless glory seeker).  Custer had presidential aspirations - which may have been realized if he had won the last big battle against the Native Americans.  

At the Little Bighorn, he ordered Major Reno to attack the Indian camp first; the camp contained many more women and children than warriors.  They say all's fair in love and war, but attacking noncombatants is despicable in my view - and it wasn't the first time he'd done it, either.

He paid the price for his rash actions and I can't feel too bad about it.  I do feel bad about the other lives lost in the battle - on both sides.