Here's Your Sign

Have you heard the comedian Bill Engvall do his 'Here's Your Sign' routine?  The sign he refers to says I'm Stupid!  The Sign jokes are about stupid questions - to which Bill supplies witty, sarcastic answers. Here's one of my favorites:

A trucker gets his truck stuck under an overpass, and the responding policeman asks "Hey, you get your truck stuck?" The trucker answers, "No sir, I was delivering that overpass and I ran out of gas. Here's your sign."

Secure Login Your password has been blocked Your password was blocked on 5/23/2015 at 11:50 AM Eastern. If you are unaware of this change, please contact us immediately at 1-800-544-6666. • For your security and privacy, please do not respond to this email. Instead, please log into your account at www.fidelity.com/securemessage and send us a secure message. • If you would like to verify this email was sent by Fidelity Investments, log into your account and select Research > Alerts > View Your Alerts History.

I received the above email yesterday after a failed attempt to log in to my Fidelity Investment mutual fund account online.  Thought I entered the correct user name and password but Fidelity thought otherwise.  After 2 abortive attempts, they blocked my password and directed me to call them to resolve the problem - a typical security measure used to discourage hackers.

Do you see anything screwy in the email verbiage?  Think about it a minute.  Let's take it step by step, from the top:
1.  In the green area on top there's a Secure Login link
2.  'Your password was blocked.....'  (yeah, I know).
3.  'If you are unaware....'  (I'm quite aware, thank you very much).
4.  First bullet: '....log into your account.....'
5.  Second bullet: '.....log into your account....'

They say my password is blocked and then direct me to log into my account.  What the hell kind of magic trick am I supposed to perform here, you stupid shits?  Can't log in without a password and you blocked my password!

Oh yeah, I'm gonna call 'em alright.  And, after I get the password squared away I'm gonna vigorously rub their noses in their stupidity.  Fidelity Investments, here's your sign!