Saturday, November 25, 2017

Tempe, AZ

Tempe's Desert Botanical Garden gets my vote for best of breed in desert-themed public gardens.  It was started in 1939, covers 140 acres, and has 55K desert plants from all over the world. The pix below was taken at the entrance, a living mosaic of little cacti.



Also near the entrance are the glass sculptures pictured below - by none other than the famous glass artist, Dale Chihuly.


We're in Tempe for Thanksgiving, hosted by fraternity brother Al and his main squeeze, Jan.  We alternate hosting the event, so it's our turn next year. 

The following pix include several large ceramic heads by Jun Kaneko,a famous artist I'd never heard of before.  I don't get out much.









Little woman, BIG cacti!


Above and below, sitting on the edges of the walkway, those tan rectangular things are luminaries.  There are 8,000 of them in the Gardens, each with its own wax candle.  On Las Noches de las Luminarias, all those candles get fired up.  Super speedy sprinters compete for the honor of lighting the candles.  The winner has 30 minutes to light all 8K candles.  If he fails, leaves any single candle unlit, he's tarred and feathered, and then thrown into the Salt River.

Obviously, I'm clueless on the candle lighting.  Was curious about it but couldn't find anything on the website.  Gotta take hundreds of people. 


Kaneko also did the critters below, calls them raccoon-dogs.  Raccoon-dogs? I don't think so.  How about pig-bears?



Tempe, population 182K, is the home of Arizona State University, the largest public university in the US, with 72,000 enrollment.  The Phoenix area has 5 campuses and there are 4 regional campuses, including the newest one in Lake Havasu City, my home town, started in 2012.


Wednesday, November 15, 2017

Something to Cry About

"Stop crying or I'll give you something to cry about!"  Is there anyone who hasn't heard that one?  I surely did.  Here are some more sayings from my childhood.

Between male siblings:
"Did you fall in?"  Shouted through closed bathroom door.
"Should I throw you a rope?"  Ditto.  (1 bathroom, 8 people.)
"Nice play, Shakespeare!"  Any screw up.
"NSDT"  (No shit, Dick Tracy)  Stating the painfully obvious.
"You're cruisin' for a bruisin.'"  Oops, too much smart mouth.
"Your voice is changing but your breath smells the same."  Fart.
"Useless as tits on a boar."  Didn't do it right - or not at all.
"Gag a maggot."  Nasty food, smell, whatever.
"Puke a snake."  Ditto
"Your barn door's open."  Unzipped fly.


From Mom to us kids:
"You're a naughty piece of cheese."  When being mischievous.  Never heard that one anywhere else, no google results.  Huh?
"You're gonna have a lot to answer for."  You did something bad and your purgatory time just got extended.  Again.  Oh, well.
"Kids in China are starving."  Okay, ship it over there, I hate it.
"What's the rating?"  Couldn't watch any movie not approved for kids by the Catholic church. 
"Go wash your mouth out with soap."  Said a bad word.  Yuk! 
"If it was a snake, it'd bite you."  Look again, dummy.
"Go soak your head."  Actually did that once.  Didn't help.
"You could grow potatoes in there."  Dirty ears en route to church, followed by spit bath.  Ew!

From Dad to us kids:
"Are you cracked?"  Did something stupid.  
"I said so.  That's why!"  No explanation needed. 
"Sit there and be quiet."  He invented 'time outs.' 
"Were you born in a barn?"  Left the door open.

Personal favorites I still use occasionally: 
"People in hell want ice water."
"Go suck an egg."
"We went to different high schools together."
"10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag."