Trump

I'm apolitical, avoid politics like the plague.  Hell, politicians are a plague.  We should fire the lot of them.

This is about the person, not his politics, not his party.  I have these observations:

     1.  He has to be a major factor in global warming, given the amount of hot air he expels.

     2.  If he were a centipede, he would still run out of fresh feet to insert in his mouth, probably within 24 hours.

     3.  The hair.  Oh my God, the hair!