These controls are typical although the Woman controls illustrated here are
much simpler than those in real life. I didn't want to intimidate and discourage young guys
who haven't yet mustered the courage to mess with the Woman controls.
Older guys have learned by trial and error (mostly error) that the Woman controls:
A. Are different for every woman.
B. Change every day and often change several times a day.
C. Freeze up instantly if not tuned to the proper settings in proper sequence.
D. Should not be even touched on certain days.
E. Are beyond comprehension.
Gals know, seemingly from the day they're born, that the Man control is the same for all men, never changes and can be easily switched on and off. Adventuresome gals have discovered that the Man control has WIFI capability and can turn it on without even touching the switch!
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