Golf: A great walk ruined.
Mark Twain
I refuse to engage in a battle of
wits with an unarmed man. Unknown
I'd rather have a bottle in front of
me than a frontal lobotomy. Randy Hanzlick
Fish and visitors smell after three
days. Ben Franklin
He has delusions of adequacy.
Walter Kerr
It's better to remain silent and be
thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. Abraham Lincoln, Mark Twain,
Confucius or George Elliot
We have met the enemy and he is us.
Walt Kelly (Pogo comic strip)
You can't fix stupid. Ron
White
You make me wish that birth control
was retroactive. Redd Foxx
Beat me, whip me, make me write bad
checks! Laurence Kirwan
Some cause happiness wherever they
go; others, whenever they go. Oscar Wilde
Those people who think they know
everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. Issac Asimov
Politicians and
diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and
for the same reason. Jose' Maria De Eca De Queiroz
If designed by a perfect god, why are we so horribly flawed? Mike Delaney
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