Showing posts with label Totally Nuts IV. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Totally Nuts IV. Show all posts

Monday, February 17, 2014

Totally Nuts IV

The dirt path is bordered by thick, 4' high vegetation on both sides.  I'm riding my bike along the path, turn a corner and there's a group of 20-something guys sitting along the path, shooting the breeze.  I say 'hi', they say 'hi', I dismount, pick up my bike and weave my way through them.  Just beyond where they're sitting, their bikes are strewn along the path.  Weird bikes: all pink, all plastic, with small oval-shaped balloon wheels.

I continue riding down the path, which comes to an abrupt end at a closed door.  The door opens into a middle school.  Upon entering the building I find 3 teachers and 2 policemen standing around a table, studying and discussing some papers that are lying on the table.  I pause at the table and ask for directions to wherever it is I'm going.

All this time I'm carrying a stack of paperwork, applications for something unknown from people unknown.  I'm supposed to deliver them.  Somewhere.  One of the teachers makes a grab for the apps and I slap her hand.  Then, one of the policemen makes a grab and succeeds in getting the top sheet of paper - which is all beat to hell and ripped in half diagonally.  I grab the paper back and chide the officer, tapping him on the chest and saying, 'Serve and protect.  Serve and protect.'

I wake up.  The apps never got delivered and frankly, Charlotte, I don't give a damn.