Duct Tape

Ever heard the Duct Tape song?  No?  It's a must-listen.

Actually, there are several duct tape songs.  I've only listened to a few but this one stands head and shoulders above the others: the Duct Tape Madrigal in C Major.

Here you go:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmaBPAldQEE

If this little ditty doesn't make you smile, better call the undertaker, "He's dead, Jim."